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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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