A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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CHORGLUND

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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