What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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