- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

i like men but im not gay

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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