-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Turkeys are obese

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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