How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

if got a joke if fogot it

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Dyslexics are teople poo

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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