Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Penis

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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