joe galasso from plainview ny

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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