What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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what is 3+3= 8

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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