- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Anthony sucks

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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