- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

How many light bulbs? 1

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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