Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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what is orange? an orange

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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