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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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