Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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