What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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