Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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PENIS that is all

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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first

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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