what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Penis

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Antijokes...

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

A man goes to the potty.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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