A man goes to the potty.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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