- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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