- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Prostitution is bad.......

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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