- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

guess what>? your mum lol

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

penis in the camel

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Skinny people fart less.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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