- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

copy me and i will kill you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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