- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Click here to end the world.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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