What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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