Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

what is orange? an orange

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