- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

roses are red violets are blue they really are

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

You know what's funny? Rape

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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