The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

what is orange? an orange

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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