why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Pickles are powerful

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

You had better thumbs up this post.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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