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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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