- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

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