What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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