- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Where are you going Your house

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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