A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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wsde

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And you honored it I see :P

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Anti Joke

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