- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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