- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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