- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

SEX

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Title IX

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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