How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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