Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Turkeys are obese

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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