hers a joke... japanese people

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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