SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Mooses

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Where are you going Your house

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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