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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's blue? The sky.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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