Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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A van drives into a car.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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