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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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