i like men but im not gay

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Justin Bieber

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

penis in the camel

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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