- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Your life

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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