And you honored it I see :P

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You're a big fat monkey.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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The WNBA

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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