What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

nothing

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

I have read the terms and conditions

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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