- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

So one time there was this woman learning...

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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