- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Your mom.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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