- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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